16 Must Know Facts of vanlife

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16 Must know facts of vanlife

I recently wrote a little blog piece about the reality of vanlife. With the focus being on how those glossy instagram pics and blogs are often not quite what they seem! Following our years of travels, here’s our 16 must know facts of vanlife, for all those thinking of buying that motorhome or campervan.

If you’ve read it, you’ll know about the day, when we met some, almost celebrity like, Instagram Vanlifer’s. However, all wasn’t quite so glossy in real life!

We’ve seen and heard it all in the now bombarded world of social media. But who really knows their vanlife facts? Which bloggers are writing about any old stuff, just to get an extra advert on their web page or a “like” on Facebook or Instagram?

Now it’s time to lift the lid, on what we know to be, the most fabulous way of travel. The nomadic lifestyle that comes with this marvellous but often glossed over illusion of #vanlife .

1. Wild Camping If Only It were that simple

Wild camping is certainly illegal in most of Britain. It’s also frowned upon by locals in nearly all the countries we go to. There are a large number of people, however, claiming to park up night after night in the wild. Maybe, failing to admit that they arrive late and leave at sunrise! This, is because they don’t want to get caught in the act!

Goodness, I know what you’re thinking and yes, that’s not our idea of fun either! We hate the thought of parking on a road or grotty car park….But that’s what some actually do, so forget the nightly beachside location, white sands or mountain backdrop…they are rare!!

Rules are everywhere

Even when a country is extremely campervan friendly, there are still big rules to follow. We’ve all seen signs to warn us off, “no Motorhome”, “no camping” or “no overnight stays in vehicles”. Sometimes, all three will tell you where to sling your hook!

To ignore them is to risk official warnings or even big fines. To put it simply, you can’t just park up where you like as many would have you believe.

16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife – Warning Signs!

If we’re in a country that provides specific overnight camper parking as part of their furniture (yes there are many), these certainly still have rules. Often, there are signs at specific areas, detailing the sections to park. Many have notices telling you where not to park too!

They’ll always have a restriction on the number of nights you can stop. Probably a few days at the most and very often it’ll be a marked parking space. Sometimes these are so tight that you can just about open your door to get out, without banging into the side of next door!

In countries where you think it’s just ok to park up, i’m thinking back to our own trip to Spain, where there were dozens at at time. When we read the local news, both authorities and locals alike just wanted the whole lot of wild campers banned.

Incidentally parts of Portugal (The Algarve) have just recently started introducing strict rules and fines.

The Algarve’s aim to eradicate motorhomes “wild camping”

One last word of warning. Those areas, providing dedicated parking for motorhome and campervan’s aren’t always free!

Here we are parked at a practical but not exactly scenic Sosta parking just outside Milan

2. The Dump getting rid of all that waste

Even if you take your chances with a spot of wild camping, it doesn’t solve the problem of the dump! If you’re a “newbie”, excuse the term but it seems to be the trend! This is getting rid of waste products in the van. That’s dirty water from dishes and showering also washing and anything else that end’s up down the sink!

In Britain, the only way to do this is to book into a caravan site….Blimey….that’s extreme I hear you say but this is real life now and authorities in Britain don’t provide Motorhome dumps.

Where to Dump 16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife

Europe, of course, is completely different. Where drive over dumps are pretty much part of the furniture in towns across the Channel. Just look on your Campercontact App or follow the standard dump signs. Usually these are a universal bright blue with a white camper outline. Release the values and let the dirty water flow!

What’s NOT the right choice and you know it, is to keep those drain valves open, leaving those grey tanks to empty in the countryside! This is the biggest camper faux pas! Best don’t go there! Definitely, if you decide to chance it, don’t get caught!

We have, of course, seen plenty of vans doing just that. Angry passers by, running after the culprits. Who, afterwards, innocently deny any knowledge of the said deed! Yeh, we know what they’re up to!!

Emptying the waste at the dump, all part of the chores

3. The Loo, like it or not we all have to pee & poo

To poo or not to poo!!…..Oh goodness, yes we really are talking dirty now!

I recently read a blog about how good it was to wild camp in Britain in a van. Hmmm, not sure about that claim!. A tip on making sure you buried your poo away from water, so many inches deep was mentioned too! Are people serious?

Those rules may apply to people camping out in a tent, when hiking up a mountain. Is it really what’s expected of us vanlife community?!

If it is, forget it, count me out! I don’t like the idea of having to poo in the bushes. I’m not sure why, us professional vanlife folk would feel the need! We, surely, have a portable loo or a built in cassette toilet? Can’t people at least wait to use the public loos!

If people are serious about living in a van. The loo will soon become very well used! A vital part of the routine on the road, will be emptying it’s contents, lovely!

4. Water

We think water would be easy to find. Unfortunately, that’s just not the case at all. Sometimes, we’ve driven miles out of our way because we’re trying to find a tap. Even then, we’ll find somewhere, only for it to display a sign, stating “not for drinking”.

I say to anyone looking for a campervan or motorhome, to get really good sized fresh water tanks. Add a couple of portable containers too. If you have an opportunity to fill up, do it! Even if the tanks aren’t completely empty!

It’s finding a dump station in Europe, or a caravan site in Britain. For goodness sake, make sure you don’t use the toilet cassette tap and hose to fill the fresh! Unless, you’re in Italy, where it seems to be the only option.

5. Winter

It’s just drab, short days, dark nights, cold, freezing, windy, wet, dull, some sun, depending where you go!

If you’re not able to sit outside for months on end, living in a van can be just miserable! It might not be what you want to hear but hey, this is warts and all.

If you can head South to chance a bit of sun, there’s a downside, everyone else is doing the same! As most of the population are in work for the Winter. This generally means, sharing the warm spots of Europe, i.e Spain and Portugal with lots of older retired folk. Or as they say in Australia, “The Grey Nomads”. Who are, before I get corrected, heading North not South down under!!

As I’m no longer grey-free, or full of youth myself, this isn’t too much of a hardship. As long as they have a few tales to tell, I’m quite happy to listen!

6. Hot and Cold temperatures can be extreme

Summer in Europe has the windows open with us sweating buckets on top of the sheets at 3am! Then we get worried about security, so the windows are closed and we get hotter! Those sleepless nights then get longer!

You should have had air-con I hear you say! Well, if we wanted to be hooked up to power on a campsite every night fine. That, however, is not our thing.

With no amount of off-grid solar and batteries being powerful enough to run an air conditioning unit, more important things need the power and who wants that bulky looking system fitted on the roof anyway?

At the other end of the spectrum, when it’s cold out the heating is on. Therefore, it’s often too hot when it’s fired up and too chilly inbetween. Getting the right temperature is a work of art, especially during the night. There’s often a cold spot somewhere, usually, it’s in the cab, the shower room is ultra hot, being next best thing to a Sauna!

Winter without heating, no chance!! A van gets icy cold, it’s heating on, before turning back the duvet in the morning for us two!

16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife

must know facts of Vanlife
Needing the sunshade on our New Zealand van

7. Power

You’ve seen the pics and the blog claims. All this “wild camping” in exotic locations, not a power lead in sight!

Reality check time!! Unless you’ve really got loaded up with solar panels, a big invertor and very big battery power, you’re going to have to plug into power every couple of days.

Power is like water, it’s precious and needs conserving. It’s no use, having more than a couple of light on, watching those favourite soaps on satellite TV, keeping the absorber fridge well chilled and blasting off the air con unit!

If you want all that and more, a powered campsite is the only way to go.

8. Condensation – wet wet wet

If you’ve built your own van or bought a van based on skiing in the Alps, rather than sitting on a campsite in Britain. Then this hopefully won’t effect you!

I’m not talking about the condensation on the windscreen here. That’s something that is hard not to have at some point.

No, think inside the van, we’ve experienced it first hand on a past Motorhome and it’s a menace! Wet bedding, damp cupboards, wet mattress. Yes, it can be soaking wet too. Then comes mould and before you know it, warped wood, things peeling away and damp smells.

The trick is to have well insulated walls, floors, double floors, a mattresses with air circulation below etc etc etc!

When it’s cooking/showering time it’s ventilate time, windows open!

Build or buy wisely and condensation shouldn’t be on your annoyance list.

9. Heating

No matter how much insulation is lining those walls, floors, ceilings, these vans will still leave you cold. Heating can get costly, so what system is used to keep you comfy is super important.

If you’re living the vanlife, you need the easy life. When it comes to keeping toasty on the road, we love Diesel heating. Yes, it’s from the engine, not a separate tank incase you’re too afraid to ask! It’s also a handy bonus to use while you drive….what’s not to love about that!

Gas Heating

We’ve had lots of gas heating and if you’ve got it, you’ll know it’s a bit of a pain! Gas bottles or tanks, both need re-filling or swapping and regularly.

It’s every few days in winter for bottles, so yes it gets costly too! Not to mention, different gas systems and fittings in different countries.

Electric, forget it, that means a power supply and that has to mean a campsite. At best, finding a camperstop in the country you’re in with a high enough amp to power it. That’s not easy!

OK, so you don’t mind plugging in at a campsite. But most European sites, if they are actually open at all, that’s another story, usually only have low amps.

So, that means just enough for a low setting on the heating. Only if you haven’t got several other electrical favourites on at the same time!

Isn’t it all just so trial and error!

10. The Locals

Campervans wild camping, leaving litter, using the bushes as a toilet and having campfires at night. That’s everything that’s been thrown at the wild camping, van community world wide!

Councils ban campervans. Locals often hate the sight of them. Between the two, it results in a bad name for all those who are responsible. Those civilised amongst us, become paranoid about getting tarnished with the same brush. There are too many bad ass vannies who overstep the mark.

Who knows what misgivings people get up to. We’ve seen first hand, local’s making just as much mess, as those reported vanlife folk. So, how can the leftover rubbish, excrement and litter, possibly be identified to a definite individual? Unless there is proof of the offender, often it’s too easy to presume blame.

At the end of the day a Campervan, van or Motorhome, is an easy target for blame. So we should all stick to the rules. Leave no trace and give none of the locals ammunition to hate us!

11. Dust, it gets everywhere

So the heat is on, picture the scene. It’s Summer in a hot Europe or any other part of the world. The windows are down, the roof vents open and doors flung back. Then, a plume of dust fills the air from a gust of wind or a passing car. Quickly, it rises from the unsealed road, gravel parking spot or even parched campsite!

Suddenly the inside of the van resembles a fog filled Victorian London! If you weren’t quick enough to close those doors & windows, the inside of the van, from bedding to sofa and cab to kitchen become coated in a powder of red, yellow or just plain old grey! When the dust has settled, a thin layer sits proudly across the furniture.

It’s now you wish you hadn’t just spent money at the laundry, washing the fresh cotton linen bedding that morning. Worse still, not covering up the light cream upholstery, that looked so good on display in the show room or glossy pic when you chose the colour scheme.

12. Your Husband, Wife, Partner, Travel buddy…hmmm

Your living in a tin box, not much bigger than an average sized spare bedroom. Sharing the smallest of spaces together 24/7.

You HAVE to get along in every circumstance before you set foot in a van. If you don’t, be prepared for cabin fever!

Bickering, arguments, differences of opinion and even more annoying, not having the same goal in mind. Not to mention, not enjoying the same interests or hobbies on the road and then, wishing you were somewhere else!

Ditch the Inhibitions

Then there’s the inhibitions! There’s not much you can hide in a small space. You hear every little noise, ranging from toilet duties and snoring to farting. In fact, every bodily function, from getting dressed and undressed to showering and washing.

You so have to want to be with that person. Know them inside and out, to get the best out of sharing the same dream.

If you need a little space and it’s been raining cats and dogs for days on end, there’s not much way of escape from each other.

In a nutshell, there’s no quick getaway to friends or family for a couple of hours a day. It may be several weeks or many months with just you and your chosen on road partner. Unless, you’re a solo vanlifer, when the only person you have to get on with is you!

13. You’ve used the loo, but now you’ve got to empty It

Back to the dirty business! Something we witnessed in Spain a few years ago, really sunk to new levels of crap things to do, pardon the pun. We couldn’t believe our eyes, but our nose felt the after effects for some weeks afterwards!

We happily tucked into our egg sandwiches, alongside a lovely sandy beach. Surrounded by Motorhomes & vans I may add, suddenly, out came a guy from a nearby motorhome, he was carrying his cassette toilet to the sand dunes, in front of us.

You know what’s coming, but here it is anyway….he actually did it, he emptied the contents straight into the sand, no shame, no checking to see who was looking, no digging holes….yuk, yuk, yuk!!

No wonder, the locals in many places are so keen to get rid of us all!. Not for the squeamish, but thankfully our European friends provide the Motorhome dump for doing the said deed.

Emptying the loo

So there we are at the dump. Waiting patiently for the person in front to get on with the it, why do people take so long? We know to expect to see half the contents of the previous person’s waste matter splattered across the toilet drain. Or, certainly get a down wind whiff, as they pour the contents hastily down the pipe and they hope that no one else is getting to look at what’s coming out!

I know, you just can’t help but catch a sneaky peek! As hard as you try not to look, when you think it’s all over, you suddenly notice you’ve caught sight of the contents of last nights vindaloo…..this is such a dirty business!

Back in Britain, the loo emptying is a rather more hidden affair. Often out of sight behind closed doors, on a caravan site of course, is where you’ll find the rather private toilet emptying facility. Doesn’t it sound so much more sophisticated!

Now there’s one big downside to this enclosed situation. Unless you’re any good at holding your breath for several minutes, which we are not. Then this can become all a bit overwhelming, as the aroma of freshly poured sewage, quickly fills the air. You soon realise why the Europeans prefer the outdoor variety!

16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife

must know facts of Vanlife
Emptying our loo at an Italian dump point

14. Noise

If you’ve ever slept in a tent, you’ll know that sounds in the night are hard to silence! Well, sleeping in a van is loads better. But, if you’re a light sleeper, those noises in the dead of night, will soon have you twitching the curtains. To check what’s going on in the wilderness.

From road noise to birds, dare I mention the cockerel! Then there’s wind, rain, hail, waves, rivers, waterfalls, trains, lorries, aircraft, farm machinery, people, animals, church bells, cattle bells, If you’ve toured Austria, you’ll be with me on this one!

Sirens, the unexplained, the unidentified and the plain old unimaginable! Thinking back to the time when we we’re woken up by the town’s automated grass sprinkler system firing up in the middle of the night. Unbeknown to us, we’d parked right over it!!

15. Faults

We’ve always been fortunate to own our vans from new. Now you’d think that would make a huge difference, in dealing with things going wrong and yes, you are right!

But, as with all things new or old. It doesn’t always mean that it will be a fault-free experience from the start. The chances are, they’ll be something big or small that’s not working, as it should and when you’ve set off from the dealer or driven off in your pride and joy self-build, it’s an absolute pain to have to sort out problems.

With the habitation side, it really, really helps if you’re handy. Having past experience or at least having spent some time away in a campervan, motorhome or even a touring caravan.

When a fault occurs, we always say to people to go back to basics. 9 times out of 10, it’s something really simple that’s wrong. Nothing that needs no more than a bit of thinking out, elimination and common sense.

Problems – 16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife

Sometimes, it’s more than that and it’s then, that we have to be prepared to sort a problem ourselves. Thankfully Nige is handy and knowledgeable. If it’s really something that we can’t tackle, it’s a case of grabbing the bull by the horns and making off to a dealer or repairer to get looked at properly.

Even if it is something we can sort ourselves, sometimes we’ll need parts. These may be far in comparison to where we are, so it’s usually easier to just drive there and get the problem sorted, rather than sit it out for weeks waiting.

Roadside Assistance – 16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife

Before you ask, yes we’ve had to call out roadside assistance a few times. One time, we’d just arrived at an orchard in rural France. When our Fiat suddenly started wallowing out bucket loads of steam.

Within an hour, our Fiat Assist in the UK had arranged a local garage to come to us. The part was repaired first thing the next morning without having to move the camper.

The key is preparation and not to panic. Have a spares kit on board for the basics and always have European breakdown cover. Regardless of age of the van, this is crucial for peace of mind and avoiding expensive recovery bills.

One thing’s for sure, at some point something will go wrong. It’s how you manage it when things do go tits up that counts!

16. Taking a Shower

Yes, a shower in a van is great to have and pretty essential in Europe. Where public showers are few and far between.

Well, forget the good old shower that you’d have in a hotel or back in your bathroom back in Britain! A van shower is functional. It’s governed by a limited supply of hot water, from small boilers which need heating up. That’s about a 30 minute wait. It’s an on/off process of lathering up, hosing down and hoping there’s enough hot water left to condition my hair as well.

Poor Nige is always left with the remnants of the hot water tank. Rather than wait another 3o minutes for the boiler to heat up!

If it’s hot outside, it gets too hot inside. So it’s time for another shower at the end, so that’s when we go al fresco!! Yep, the outdoor shower gets whipped into action for a quick hose down in the open air!

16 Must Know Facts of Vanlife

Given the good with the bad side of #vanlife , for us, it’s still the best way to see the world.

We just love everything there is about it. Over the years, we’ve learnt that it’s how you deal with things that matter.

Seeing the best out of everything and everyone and learning from those mistakes, experiences and issues.

The most important thing, is having a great sense of humour. Whilst laughing about the weird stuff, taking it in our stride and not taking life too seriously. It all just adds to the adventure!

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